Last year at The Canadian's staff Christmas party the good folks he works with held a white elephant gift exchange. And it was kind of a bust. People just didn't really know what to bring.
This year we're revamping the gift exchange. It's going to be a funny/tacky ornament exchange.
Original, I know. Someone should pay me to come up with these amazing ideas.
Tonight I went in search of the perfect ornament. I was going for funny, weird and tacky. But still cool enough to earn a spot on the pine tree.
I think I nailed it. Hit a home run. Blew it out of the water. Eat my dust.
A flying pig would be normal. But a flying glitter elephant?
Pretty much the greatest ornament I've ever laid my eyes on.
It was an exercise in will-power to not buy one for our own tree.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go polish my new glitter elephant and make sure he's ready for the big party.